I got two hands, one beating heart

Definitely a mistake; I noticed that too and it drove me nuts.

Definitely a mistake; I noticed that too and it drove me nuts.

— 1 hour ago
#yogacat11  #reply 

“I benefit from a lack of curiosity in many areas. I’m like, ‘Nah, I’m good’ I don’t need to make out with ten people. I get it. I don’t need to smoke that. I get it. There’s no need to fake curiosity for something that’s probably not going to be good for you anyway.”

“I benefit from a lack of curiosity in many areas. I’m like, ‘Nah, I’m good’ I don’t need to make out with ten people. I get it. I don’t need to smoke that. I get it. There’s no need to fake curiosity for something that’s probably not going to be good for you anyway.”

(via beyonceclintonknopezieglergatsby)

— 1 hour ago with 967 notes
#this is so me  #tina fey 

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via lisaedelstein)

— 1 hour ago with 143312 notes
#bahahahahahahahaha  #new favorite post 
#groupon’s bizarro sense of humor is one of life’s simple pleasures. (also my nails are gonna look SO pretty.)

#groupon’s bizarro sense of humor is one of life’s simple pleasures. (also my nails are gonna look SO pretty.)

— 2 hours ago with 3 notes
#groupon 
"Peter was unfailingly kind and supportive to me, and I repaid him by taking advantage of our friendship, turning up at his place unannounced and leaving a terrible mess in my drunken wake. I thought that because I could make him laugh we were good and was genuinely mystified when he told me that unless I treated him and his life with a little more respect I was no longer welcome. Only years later did I finally find the sense to apologize to him, an apology which he took with his usual generosity and class. Of all the truly remarkable and impressive people I have been lucky enough to know, Peter is surely one of them."
Craig Ferguson on Peter Capaldi, American On Purpose (via socrappyicoulddie)

(via aboxfullofdarkness)

— 3 hours ago with 28 notes
#i may cry  #craig ferguson  #peter capaldi 
Dinner. If you squint, you can see the vegetables in this salad.

Dinner. If you squint, you can see the vegetables in this salad.

— 3 hours ago with 4 notes
Shining the Spotlight on Mom's Allison Janney →
— 4 hours ago with 5 notes
#I FOUND THIS AND THEN I LOST MY MIND  #the second picture  #like how did i live without it in my life?  #idek  #Allison Janney  #mom cbs 

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

(Source: theone8888, via mcgarrygirl78)

— 5 hours ago with 83126 notes
#nooooooooooo